The End The End The End The End The End The End The End The End The End The End The End The End The End The End The End The End The End The End The End The End The End The End The End The End The End The End Ladies and gentlemen, I am finished with WWCR. I'm already talking to other people. I'm talking to a couple of networks. I'm talking to other broadcasting stations. And if worse comes to worse, I'll just broadcast on satellite. That's where I started, and that may be where I end up, and I really don't care. The word will get out. And I still have Veritas the newspaper. I'm still an excellent writer, and I can still troop this country and speak from every stump that I can find. So, if you want me in those two hours that have been vacated by Tom Valentine, you need to write WWCR. And don't stop writing. And if you haven't written yet, write. And keep writing. And keep calling. Until they understand what their audience really wants and who their audience really is. This broadcast has the largest shortwave audience in the entire world, bar none. And any audience that big deserves to have this broadcast at an earlier time slot where the audience can better take advantage of the information, the documentation, and the sources that we give out on the hour of the time. Especially on the East Coast. Because of our broadcast time on the East Coast, a lot of people never hear this broadcast, and that may be the real intent of the management of WWCR. Here's the address. That's WWCR. One-three-zero-zero. WWCR Avenue. Nashville, Tennessee. Three-seven-two-one-eight. USA. That's WWCR. One-three-zero-zero. WWCR Avenue. Nashville, Tennessee. Three-seven-two-one-eight. One problem with this, folks, is that the communists in this country are putting pressure on WWCR to keep me at a late time. And there's a lot of pressure not even to have me on the air, I can assure you. And that always occurs and always has occurred. Also, the communists at the United Nations broadcasting radio show, the Communists for Peace International, or I mean Radio for Peace International, or is it really Communists for Peace International? Anyway, they're the biggest bunch of bullshit, lying, two-faced, scum-sucking pigs that I've ever heard in my life. They started, a few weeks ago, a writing campaign to WWCR to get this broadcast off the air. Most of you don't know about that. So, you're going to have to write, and you're going to have to make your wishes known, and you're going to have to come up with more letters, and more reasons, and more people than the bullshit artists from the communist propaganda portions of the United States of America. If you want to continue to hear the truth, if you want to continue to hear it documented and sourced, if you want to get the real facts, if you want to get the real news from this broadcast, the hour of the time, then you're going to have to get off your lazy butt, and you're going to have to write a letter. And you're going to have to write another letter, and another letter, and another letter, until you make people understand that they need to listen to you. So, do it. WWCR, 1300, WWCR Avenue, Nashville, Tennessee, 37218. That's WWCR, 1300, WWCR Avenue, Nashville, Tennessee, 37218. Do it. Ladies and gentlemen, just trust in God and do it. That's the way I live my life. Okay. Also, I don't know who this Dennis guy is, or why he's telling you that I didn't talk to Adam, or that George McClendon did not tell me no, but that's just a bare-faced lie. George McClendon told me no, on the telephone, right before he went on vacation, to my face through the telephone. He said, no, you cannot have that time slot, for the reasons that I've already given you, folks. I then talked to Adam Locke a little bit later, and that was a little over a week ago. And I told Adam Locke, you have 30 days' notice. 30 days' notice. If I don't get that time slot, this broadcast is off WWCR. History. History. Somebody at WWCR named Dennis is denying all this. Well, you can deny it all you want to, Dennis. It happens to be the truth. I don't tell lies. All you get on this broadcast is the truth. Ladies and gentlemen. And now. The theory is that an asteroid smashed into Mars 15 million years ago, knocking pieces of the planet into space. About 13,000 years ago, one of those chunks landed at Earth's south pole, carrying a message from Mars. Ladies and gentlemen, I don't know what you just heard. I'm not sure what you just heard. I don't know what's going through your minds, ladies and gentlemen. But I can tell you this. This is what I heard. Beware the astro zombies. They mutilate. They torture. They kill. Spine-tingling horror. Unspeakable shock. And breathless excitement will grip you as you watch living organs rips from the bodies of voluptuous females as beating hearts and throbbing brains are transpired as it creates. The astro zombies. Cringe in terror. Scream in fright. As these skull-faced monsters strike blindly at living flesh. And the motion picture screen flows in the blood-drenched wake of the astro zombies. The beautiful, voluptuous, deadly, nitrous, baton-er. A woman who would stop at nothing to gain control over the astro zombies. Whose creed was kill, kill, kill. John Carradine as the deranged scientist. Wendell Corey as the doctor who opposes him. Messed with in this bloody, sadistic, terror-filled, suspense-laden horror film of brutal mutilations and senseless killing as the astro zombies go with sex and threaten the city with death. Watch it as you die a thousand deaths. The astro zombies in color. Coming soon to your local theater. Oh, yes. Oh, yes. Didn't I predict this, ladies and gentlemen? They must convince you that there is life on other planets. But this is the biggest bullshit hoax of all. I mean, this takes the cake, ladies and gentlemen. This comes from NASA. This comes from NASA. NASA, the great hoax perpetrator. The great photograph faker. NASA, the great liar. Oh, boy. Isn't this something? NASA. NASA. Here is an agency, ladies and gentlemen, that we have proven has faked one photograph. One photograph. How about two photographs? How about three photographs? How about four photographs, folks? We have proven that they have faked four photographs of the supposed Apollo landing on the moon of spacewalks by astronauts. How about five photographs? Five? That's not enough. How about ten? How about 50? We have proven that they have faked 50 photographs. That's not good enough for you? Well, how about a hundred? We have proven beyond any shadow of any doubt. And not just me. And not just Renee. And not just many others. Countless. Countless. Countless. Thousands of people have proven that NASA has faked literally hundreds. Not 100. Not 200. Not 300. But hundreds. So many they can't be counted. Are fake. Phony. And even the grossest amateur can spot the fake pictures once somebody clues them in. You would be amazed since I've done the broadcasts on the phony, fake information that NASA has given us about the supposed Apollo moon landings and the NASA official photographs of the Apollo moon landings and the spacewalks by the astronauts and all this other baloney that they've been feeding us for years. You would be amazed at how many people who don't have any background in photography, who don't know anything about space or physics or rocket science or anything else, have gone to their own libraries and pulled out NASA's own publications containing those pictures and have sat there and laughed and laughed and laughed and rolled on the floor once they spotted it with their own eyes. And then they wrote us hundreds and thousands of letters telling us how they have confirmed themselves that NASA's photographs of the Apollo moon landings and of spacewalks and all kinds of things are fake. Phony. And now what have we got? Well, we've got this guy named Hoagland. Hoagland. Oh, Mr. Hoagland is trying to convince us that based upon proof found in NASA photographs, there's an ancient city and a face on the planet Mars. Oh, and what has he found? That they all have mathematical relationships that are directly linked to the mystery religion of the fraternal orders of mystery Babylon, Freemasonry. Etc. Wow. And I predicted it all years ago. Predicted every single bit of it. I predicted it on this radio broadcast and you've all watched it come true. And now NASA, the great lying space agency, is now coming out to tell you that they found a rock the size of a potato in Antarctica. Which proves that there's life on Mars. Well, how did they arrive at that? Well, they say that this little potato shaped rock came from Mars. How do they know that? Well, they say they've compared it to other meteorites that came from Mars. But nobody has asked them yet, how do they know the other ones came from Mars? It's the biggest bullshit con job hoax. Ladies and gentlemen, and it's going right along. And the whole object of it is to perpetuate the creation of a threat from space. For which all humanity will have to unite to oppose that threat. And it will also bring huge sums of money to NASA. So that they can send more missions to Mars. And perpetuate the big wasteful space program, welfare structure. Just like the Pharaoh did with the ancient pyramids. To keep the poor and the slaves and the great population of Egypt working. Toward a common goal. Rather than revolt against the Pharaoh. Oh, brother. It is absolutely amazing. A team of scientists who have been studying it have come to the dramatic conclusion. That these tubular structures lodged in clay inside the meteorite represent life. Fossilized bacterial forms 3.6 billion years old. But they are being very careful to say that is just their opinion. Lodged in clay, ladies and gentlemen. Lodged in clay. Inside this little potato shaped rock, there's clay. And they claim the clay had to come from Mars. Well, how about if the clay came from wherever the meteorite was sitting for the last however many years it was sitting in Antarctica. Because they claimed that it was knocked off of Mars by another meteorite. A great meteorite flung through space and smacked into Mars. And broke off this little chunk of clay that then went out flying through space. And fell down to Earth in Antarctica. Right in a big puddle of clay. Do you know, ladies and gentlemen, that right here on Earth, there are microbes that eat rocks? And live in clay? And eat clay? And eat crystals? Did you know there's microbes that eat granite? And they live in rock right here on this Earth? Did you know that? Did you also know that as some rock crystallizes, it takes the shape of biological organisms on a microscopic scale? That's a scientific fact. But nothing that NASA is telling us is a scientific fact. It's not even science fiction. No good science fiction writer would ever write this bullshit. Boy, do they think we're stupid. They could be microfossils from Antarctica or microfossils from Mars. Micro? Do you hear that? That was the NASA scientist who announced that they proved that there's life on Mars with this little potato-shaped rock. And he says that what they found in this little potato-shaped rock could be microfossils from Antarctica. He admits it. Or he says it could be microfossils from Mars. But you know how they proved that this little rock came from Mars? Well, they compared it to the makeup of another meteorite that came from Mars. How did they prove that the other meteorite came from Mars? Well, they can't. Ladies and gentlemen, they can't. Out of all the planets that must be out there in this universe, all over the place and all of the suns and the junk and the asteroids and just the crap that just floats around out there from who knows where, this little rock came from Mars. It is our interpretation. The one that we favor is that these are, in fact, microfossil forms of Mars. They'll have to go a much longer way in their research to prove it. The biological interpretation at this point, I claim that, in my opinion, it's probably unlikely. But it's possible to do additional science to answer these questions, to test it, and move it up the confidence scale. And that's only the beginning. The material will be reviewed by scientists all over the world who will be searching for flaws in the discovery team's theory. It's part of the scientific process. NASA Administrator Daniel Golden agreed that no one can afford to take it without question. It means we're right on the edge of a potential unbelievable discovery that's going to rock our world, if it's true. It's going to rock our world, if it's true. First, he says that the NASA leader, Mr. Golden, why is it there are so many Goldens and mixed up in this New World Order thing? This is beginning to make me extremely suspicious, ladies and gentlemen, especially following on the heels of Israel's admission that they control the Senate and the media and the White House. In this country. And don't get me wrong, I'm not talking Jews. I'm talking international Zionism, which is one of the four elements of power that are trying to bring about world government and destroy this country. No doubt about it. Not at all. The other three are the Vatican, French Freemasonry, and British Freemasonry, to which the Scottish Rite in this country and the York Rite are tied forever. Wow. So, well, we know now that in the early years of the 20th century, this world was being watched closely by intelligences greater than man's, and yet as mortal as its own. We know now that as human beings busy themselves about their various concerns, they were scrutinized and studied, perhaps almost as narrowly as a man with a microscope might scrutinize the transient creatures that swarm and multiply in a drop of water. With infinite complacence, people went to and fro over the earth about their little affairs, serene in the assurance of their dominion over this small, spinning fragment of solar driftwood, which by chance or design, man has inherited out of the dark mystery of time and space. Man is inherited out of the dark mystery of time and space. What else are they telling us, ladies and gentlemen, about this rock? All of a sudden, on the communist news network, they begin to say that since that rock was broken off of Mars some 16 million years ago, and the rock itself is some 15 billion years old, that maybe life on earth actually came from Mars and the civilization that used to live there has died out. all based upon nothing. No science. No scientific evidence. Nothing but sheer bullshit. And I predicted it. I told you this was going to happen. And by God, it has happened. And it may change the way we think about life and the universe in general. If it originated in this solar system, and on more than one planet on this solar system, then why wouldn't it originate on planets in other solar systems? And we're just beginning to learn that there are planets around other stars. We're just beginning to detect them. You hear that, folks? And what is the inference? The inference is, if there are these microbes on Mars, then there is life on other planets. And in the next few days, you're going to see on the internet, you're going to hear in the UFO, groupie, loony bin, ufoology movement, that now it has been proven that extraterrestrials exist. And the fact is, nothing has been proven. Nothing whatsoever. They haven't even proven to me that it's even a rock. And knowing what I know about all the hoaxes they've perpetrated in the past, it may not be. We'll have to wait and see on that. The jury is still out. While he tries to be skeptical, Dan Golden is clearly thrilled with the very idea that something like this could have happened on his watch. It's a dedication and brilliant mind. And we have 10 spacecraft scheduled to go to Mars in the next 10 years. It's there. We'll see results year after year and the American public will share it with us. We'll see results. See, he's telling you they're going to get results. Not that we might. Not that we may find it. I told you years ago. They are going to produce it whether it's real or not. They will invent it. They will create it in a laboratory. They will explore genetics and cloning and surgery and everything that they can in order to come up with something that they can present to the people of the world as extraterrestrial life forms. And if they're lucky they'll be able to produce one that can talk and think. Maybe out of some aborted fetus. Never thought about that, have you? And what are they doing with all these cattle parts that are being taken across the country by these mysterious helicopters that mutilate cattle and then drop them on the ground and leave them lying there to terrify people? How about that? And you heard him say we've got ten spacecraft ready to go to Mars over the next ten years. Wow. They need a lot of money at NASA, don't they? They need a lot of money and they need public approval to get that money to build the great wasteful space program that was described in the report from Iron Mountain. Beyond that there is hope of sending people out there sometime in the next century and it may be that other spacefaring nations will join the effort. And there you have it. And it may be that other spacefaring nations will join the effort. Now, if you want to understand what this is really all about go watch 2001 which gives you the whole history of the mystery religion the mystery school brings you right up to Jupiter. And then watch 2010 and then watch 2000 and whatever it is 60 or 65 and you'll have the whole story laid out that they're giving us right now. And just wait for some future date they're going to tell us that there's life on one of Jupiter's moons. And guess which moon it's going to be? It's going to be the same exact moon that Arthur C. Clarke described as the one remember when Jupiter blows up and becomes the sun and Jupiter's moons then become planets and this mysterious voice comes over the radio and the spacecraft and says you can have all the moons and all the things and everything except for one Europa. Europa. Europa. Europa. Europa. You watch another William Cooper prediction will come true. And I've said this before isn't it amazing? Absolutely incredible. Why? I just can't stand it. yet across an immense ethereal gulf minds that are to our minds as ours as to the beasts in the jungle intellects vast cool and unsympathetic regarded this thirst with envious eyes and slowly and surely drew their plans against us. wow oh man I just can't stand it this is the most incredible thing and guess what folks you can all be entertained tonight because I gotta tell ya tonight ladies and gentlemen on CNN at 3 a.m. eastern time 3 a.m. eastern time 2 a.m. central 1 a.m. mountain and midnight pacific time they're going to replay on CNN the NASA press conference from which all of this bullshit came and we can all sit there and laugh together for hours because I think that's about how long it takes it's going to take a long time and you're going to see the double talk right in front of your eyes you're going to see the admissions that what they're telling you isn't true because they're going to tell you first that they found evidence that life existed once on Mars and then they're going to spend about a couple of hours telling you that it's not true but the only thing that the media has heard and broadcast and the only thing that the American people are listening to is there's life on Mars AT's are real there is a threat from space ladies and gentlemen and I find yes people who when you call them up aren't going to tell you that there are St. Gordon's $20 gold pieces on Venus no sir but they'll tell you that they've got some in their vault and they'll make it available for you and if you want to I'm sure they could find you a space coin they could probably find you a NASA coin they could probably find you an extraterrestrial coin if that's what you really want in fact they could probably find you any kind of coin that you ever dreamed of in your life because if it's made out of precious metals and exists anywhere and you want it they can get it for you whether it's a numismatic coin that has $10 worth of gold in it but you're going to pay 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earth I've just been handed a bulletin the flying saucer has just landed we switch you again downtown here we are again we have with us professor so see the painting malls of the finish institute the professor is approaching this to see if there's possibly any kind of life aboard but I'm sure something are you there that was laughing are you there that was laughing lewis's record knocking he's done tameron tameron on the spot and now I believe we're about to hear the words of the first place man ever to land honor and now here are the ball scores the impact of seeing a first place man has this reporter thrilling that was the clatters again with their big one oh this is done cameron cameron again downtown he's basically on her return to his ship and is taking off we return now to our studio the flying saucer has gone there is no threat of an invasion however the flying saucers are still around ah and that's the truth oh yes that's the reality of the whole thing let's go to the phones now the subject is only the potato shaped rock rock like spacecraft which brought martians to earth on a voyage that they began for mars 16 million years ago good evening you're on the air of course it is hello hi yes of course it's happening now and it aligns up with stonehenge of course and it's all there Bill all Hoagland speculation we have a faith I've studied the tholus the dnm pyramid yeah true enough the geometry is real what Hoagland's talking about but that doesn't mean the artifact is real the geometry fits the picture but they can manufacture that that's the easy part and have you think that the extraterrestrials have left you know the remnants on mars the sphinx of course and now they're here they're here independence day happy birthday america oh yes and you didn't hear the other one you know it's no coincidence that they said that the first space probe that they're sending to mars again now of the new series will land on mars on independence day july 4th 1997 it's incredible it's really a spectacle it's too much you're right on target oh it's it's it's over the fall the geometry works you know and people will say oh yeah but did you see 19.5 degrees latitude and on and on and on but that doesn't mean anything we might have a face on mars i doubt we do but that's hoagland's big thing as you know and now when it might be from mars we're going to have to compare it to the ones from mars and antarctica again forever and ever and employ people in useless speculation and of course um our good friend bill will be right in there yes the space program of course you know whether clinton that's clinton's decision or not that seems pretty apparent anyway i gotta ask you something just a bit off topic he's a bit of a clay a lump of clay to me what's up with james carville clinton's campaign director oh i don't know he's minor potatoes okay he just irritates me anyway i'll let you go bro let's hear what other people gotta say here okay thank you for calling goodnight 520-333-4578 what do you have to say about this this humorous day good evening you're on the end good evening bill i tell you it was a real riot watching cnn tonight i watched richard hoagland and this astronomer from the american university playing good cop bad cop i mean they're both so far out from the field i was sitting here laughing just as we incredible how they can determine that because a rock or a meteorite supposedly a meteorite that was found in an ice field in antarctica came from mars through spectroscopic measurements that were sent back from the viking craft uh i just don't buy it well you can't buy it you can't buy it at all what they're saying is the gases in the rock match the gases in the martian atmosphere but the rock has been flying through space and it's been on earth in antarctica for 16 million years this process took place i know they said it was very interesting that they could determine that by the depth of the ice but then they said the ice sublimated or melted and then came back and then it went away again i'm thinking how do they have a record of this it is just there's no way it can be verified no it's it's a total hoax and besides that when that meteorite came to earth if it even is a meteorite i doubt if it even is but if it is when it came to the earth and came through the earth's atmosphere from wherever it came from it got hot and most of it burned away and the tremendous heat that this was subjected to going through the atmosphere from the friction of the air around it and if you've ever gone out and seen a shooting star you know exactly what i'm talking about tremendous heat would have burned up any you know most of the oxygen that would have existed in there would have combined with the oxidizable minerals and elements of the meteorite and most of the gases would have escaped or would have caused the rock to explode when you see a shooting star come through the atmosphere and all of a sudden it explodes that's because of the moisture and the gases inside the meteorite get so hot that it just blows the whole thing apart right it creates a plasma actually around it most of the meteorites you see on any clear night are no bigger than a grain of rice even the brightest ones most of them are the size of a grain of sand this would have to be something substantial but what got me most about his description of the meteorite he called it a term that I'm not familiar with it wasn't a crondite it wasn't a stony iron it was something else but the fact that it had clay in it that means it's a composite type of meteorite it is not solid iron like a ciderite it's not a stony meteorite it's a mix they're a very rare kind of meteorite although there are some organic compounds that have been isolated in them to say that you found what they're saying is to me such a leap of faith that it's well it has just had they and Hoagland in my opinion have quotes written all over them oh no kidding not only that but the first announcements were that they had found definitely found life in this meteorite oh yeah then you get down to it people start asking them questions it comes down to they didn't find life at all what they have found is little shapes that look like they might have been life at one time and crystal growth can imitate that absolutely there are no cavities in these things you know they have found absolutely nothing that proves that these things are life or that they came from Mars and the way they say they can prove it came from Mars it just had me rolling on the ground so I was just laughing so hard is that they compared it to other meteorites that came from Mars well how did they know that those came from Mars they don't know it's empirical observation they build these castles in the air and if any one of the levels is wrong the whole thing falls down and for example the distances to the nearest stars we say we look at the star Viga and Lyra on a given night oh you look at the textbook it says it's 27 light years away we don't have any direct way of measuring that we have to use parallax to measure nearby stars then we go to Cepheid variable stars and their pulsations raised to their intrinic brightness and on and on and on we are taking a lot for granted and of course in this instance I think that the very fact that none of the evidence is at least at this stage is none of the evidence is even evidence there is no evidence and yet it's being well it's par for the course for the media bro I'll let you go but thanks for a good show you're welcome thank you for calling 520-333-4578 is the number good evening you're on the end hello Mr. Cooper how are you doing this evening oh I'm just having a great time I can hardly contain myself can't believe I got you I was just calling up I had heard what you've been talking about and I was truly amazed at what I heard around here a lot of local radio stations had the AM radio stations had these I guess you would call them scientists from NASA were coming on talking about how you know that they had found this life I call them snake oil salesmen they're not scientists they're carnival hucksters I had the same question that you did you know how do they know that this little piece of rock came from you know one particular planet or even from an asteroid how would they determine that they don't they can't and they couldn't prove it to anybody not even themselves well I'll tell you I would I'm kind of like you guys have been quite tickled over the whole thing the thing that amazes me is they're blowing such a bunch of hot wind up everybody's butt and people just eat it up yeah even the president was on television talking about it sure and oh slick willy it amazes me to think that maybe that we're just you know it's like pushing a chain you know to get some people to realize that they're just being led down yeah well we're not we're not as dumb as they think we are this is just incredible and this coming this coming from an agency which has already been proven to be a liar and a hoaxer they've faked hundreds of photographs and tried to pawn them off on the American people as proving that we went to the moon in the Apollo space program I don't know if we went to the moon or not in the Apollo space program but I can tell you this most of the photographs are fake and I'm just like yourself I saw when I was in the latter part of elementary school I saw supposedly the pictures of what they had on the moon and all that and it kind of looked kind of hokey to me I'll tell you yeah it is hokey because it wasn't on the moon well look I do appreciate your time and I appreciate the program thank you thank you for calling oh I'm just having a great time folks and after this is over I'm going to go down and you know I may even pop a beer tonight and get ready for the big show at midnight it's just incredible good evening you're on the air yes Bill yes I just called to I don't quite know how to say this but I I feel like we perhaps owe a little apology to the male bovine species like you I use the terminology too and unfortunately we don't have any better terminology for this than just pure old outright bullshit that's right you got it yeah and it's unfortunate for the four footed creatures that do nothing to harm anybody but walk around and eat grass excuse me Bill but I've just been rolling on this thing me too all day long you just don't know how much my sides hurt I really have found this the best entertainment I would give these people an academy award if it were within my power for the best comedy of the last 50 years yeah I first heard it this morning and I thought well here it comes but then I hadn't heard the actual massive release until you replayed it tonight because I don't pay attention to their pardon me bullshit well what I played was just a small tiny part I mean wait till you hear the thing you've got to stay up tonight and you've got even if you even if you end up losing your job tomorrow you've got to stay up and watch this comedy it'll be on at midnight pacific 11 mountain I think it's excuse me I'm sorry it's midnight pacific 1 a.m. mountain 2 a.m. central and 3 a.m. east coast time on CNN communist news network is going to give us the greatest comedy the most wonderful entertainment that you could ever hope for well pardon me but the bulls of this not of this land but of the world the bulls of this world must be suffering I don't know whether it's constipation or diarrhea thank you for your call goodnight bill goodnight 520-333-4578 is the number good evening you're on the air hello oh we've got cold feet chicken pluckers good evening you're on the air hello Mr. Leonard hello Mr. Cooper Mr. Leonard who's that I don't know what I'm thinking right now I just I wanted to say you know about your show you know WWCR I don't know if you know it or not but Sunday night you know they've got a new show on Sunday night with the antichrist on it and you know it's amazing to me we've got a christian station here they call themselves the christian station and they want to put a man who claims he's the antichrist on the radio hold it hold it the subject tonight is not that the subject tonight is the potato rock from mars well all I wanted to say was you know it's amazing to me they took him on and not want to let you have a prime time spot on the air or not want to move you up yet they put the antichrist on and this is a christian radio station well maybe they're beginning to show their true colors I don't know but I believe in free speech I believe that if there's a slot open and somebody's got the money that you should let them take it the thing is you're a christian you're an american you're a patriot not only that but they promised it to me for the last four years but that's not the subject thank you for calling goodnight 520-333-4578 is the number folks the subject is the potato spaceship that carried the martians to earth 16 million years ago good evening you're on the air hey cooper I've got a more likely story go ahead well dr spock went up in the starship space space ship star and I get it off of you enterprise yeah and uh said the uh taurus constellation some of that uh propaganda we've been getting all this time uh huh and uh he dropped that thing on mars back here and of course when they cracked that thing open they found moisture in there that was left over from billions and billions and billions of years ago and they discovered bullshit inside you got it right oh I love this all the bullshit haters out there cringing they'll probably never listen to this broadcast again and that's okay with me because they're a bunch of hypocrites you know one guy actually had the guts to write me a letter and he went on for three pages telling me how bullshit was offensive to him but if I said bs or or uh or feces that he understood that it meant the same and uh but but it's but it was uh less offensive that's hypocrisy absolute hypocrisy because it doesn't mean the same thing get the oxford dictionary of the english language unabridged and look up the word bullshit and in the in the context that I use it it does not have anything to do with feces however all the comical and the sarcastic remarks being made by our callers tonight fit right in and I love it good evening you're on the air yes uh one of the things that I thought of when they came out on this thing was the uh 13 years that NASA's held onto this thing I mean that really got me I don't know it's just uh one of those wonderful wacky things that you've come up you know that uh are perpetrating at us sure and uh but you know they've had this thing for 13 years somebody stumbled across it probably and said oh we've got something here we'll take and get the people with yeah one of the things that cracked me up today is uh is they said that they've had it for 13 years but they couldn't figure out how to explain that what they saw was life for mars without being destroyed by the scientific community uh until now right and if you listen to their press conference uh they still haven't done it no and uh they aren't scientists these guys are snake oil salesmen this is the most incredible bullshit hoax i can't understand how they could and they look right in the camera with the serious look on their faces just cracks me up and then of course today i'm watching the news and they got this guy that says well there's life on mars you know and on and on it goes i mean it's just like you know somebody i say something to you you say to somebody else and by the time it gets back to us it's nothing like it ever was yeah when you hear the press conference tonight you're going to find out that at no time do they assert that there's life on mars or that there's life in that meteorite or that it it ever could have been life at all right it's just that they're out there it's like everything else that they're taking to get everybody scared and to the point where we're just going to give up and roll over and play dead and they're going to walk all over yeah but look at the reaction of the sheeple and look how the media has has has taken this ball and run with it across the world and how everybody has said oh they've proven there's life on mars e.t is real and it's and it's all alive right it is it's incredible when i predicted this would happen i can't believe it i'm right again yeah you are you keep me you keep me going every night uh and uh being legally blind is sometimes i i sit here and i i feel sorry for myself and i say oh god i can listen to this and you know but this this is comedy of uh of essence it should be bottled and taped and uh found the world this press conference oh i think i'm gonna make a tape of all of this i'm recording everything that way you can you know get you know in a few days when it or here's time when the whole thing is coming around the other way you can say well this is what was said you know because this whole thing will be discredited and everything everybody will forget what was on yeah so if you can get some tapes made you know maybe if everybody out there makes a tape uh will have enough tapes to go around and uh you know keep this thing so that we can throw it in our faces from now on yeah okay thanks for calling okay bye-bye and don't feel sorry for yourself because you're legally blind find out something that you can do and that you can do good and that you like to do and your life will be wonderful good evening you're on the air hey mr cooper i'll thank you before you go off the air if you could give us nassas address because um the reason being i've got these rocks that i think might have life but they're living in my neighborhood see and my daughter found a rock walking across the backyard this morning i know and the reason we all think you know that they might have life because they have these funny english looking letters you know um things like phd and bia yeah so you know i think we ought to you know if you could give out nassas address before you go off the air i'm gonna box up a whole bunch of rocks and have them inspect them tonight you know what i don't have nassas address but i'll get it tomorrow let's everybody let's everybody everybody listening get you a box and get some rocks let's everybody send nasa rocks let's just send them every kind of rock that we can find from everywhere and let's paint legs on them and eyes and all that kind of stuff and and let's just you know let's make a lot of fun out of this well let's bury nasa in rocks sure living rocks with eyes and noses and let's paste little arms and and buttons and put little you know jackets on them and everything okay take care okay thank you for calling i'm serious folks let's do this let's bury nasa in rock mail let's send them rocks from everywhere living rocks dead rocks deceased rocks autopsied rocks oh yes i'm going to do an alien rock autopsy film i'll send that to them also wow well folks you know what we've run out of time we really have i would love to do this all night if oh boy if i had five more hours just on this subject alone i could probably go three more days but we're out of time so i hope you all stay up to watch the comedy on cnn tonight the nasa press conference on their potato spacecraft that brought life to earth from mars and may have started the entire human race good night folks and god bless each and every single one of you i see them blue you you you you you you you you you